Best Wake Up Call Ever

I want to order an escort to my room while I'm in Las Vegas, but I want her to come at like 5am. They call it an EXOTIC WAKE UP CALL. What could be better? Wake up to one of the most beautiful escorts in the Country, let alone the City of Las Vegas. The escort company calls and lets you know she will be there within 30 min, you hop into the shower, get all freshened up, cant be all nasty stinky. You make a call to room service an have them send up a little energy to start the morning, cant get much done without some protein. She arrives just as the food gets there, offer her some juice, fruit, whatever she wants, take care of the business part of the deal, and have the best morning Ive had the whole entire time I have been there.